Predictions 2003

Here are some predictions that I'm making up purely on a spur of the moment whim.

• President Bush will not get any smarter.
• China will become ever more powerful
• Global warming will melt ALL the ice on the planet by 2004 *cough*
• Popular Music will continue to suck
• Sony will release the Playstation 3
• I will continue to eat a lot of pasta
• Bagels will continue to be purchased at Safeway until I move someplace that has better bagels.
• The buck a day company will self destruct while stuck in a loop of watching their own shitty ass commercials.
• Futureshop will continue to get closer towards burning in hell
• Wal-Mart will continue to drop their prices
• Costco will remain a madhouse
• Stale bread will not taste better with more jam
• Canada will turn into the next Amsterdam (see legalize it)
• Computers will get faster
• Eating too much spicy food will prove the "ring of fire" theory still applies
• Enemas will continue to be feared
• Women all over the world will continue to be insane
• Men will continue hunt women for their lush offerings
• Women will continue to hunt women for their lush offerings
• Gay porn will still "not be cool"
• Bottled water will go up in price
• Macs and 7/11 will continue to get pissed off at you when you use a credit card to purchase 5 cent candies
• The Gap will not change their advertising campaign
• Singapore will instate the death penalty for bringing gum into their country
• Copies of Microsoft Windows will continue to crash
• The Xbox will continue to crash as well
• And lastly, R4NT will continue until there is nothing worth saying anymore..