Author

The Jerky Bastard

2 posts

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2001

ARTICLEApr 1, 2001

Welcome to the Internet, Loser

by The Jerky Bastard

...But then again, you are going to have to call support anyway to figure out how to get the porn sites out of your history list, so what the heck..

ARTICLEMar 1, 2001

Bros b4 Ho's

by The Jerky Bastard

...But wait, what am I saying? I should be happy for my "friend" right? I mean, he's found a soulmate and a convenient place to make sperm deposits. Hey, they're open on Sundays!