R4NT Magazine

CULTURE

I R Retarded

by Crom

it's safe to say I shouldn't be allowed to change anything at all in my profile...ever. I managed to erase my name off of everything. Pat on the back; in my own defense it happend because of my manual "Boss Key" that I have, which is to say, i mash the keyboard whenever people come over and could see me writing posts, or reading back story to the Buffy the Vamp....er....uh...reading...newtonian...physics journals...

Fuck.

Anyways, if you've kept up to date on the Jack Thompson thing ( I had to type his name four times, because I kept typing it "Hack", allo freud!) then you MUST, i repeat, MUST see Penny Arcade today. You Must. They've solidified themselves as my hero's for all time.

If you're lazy and don't want to look at all that shit, here's the lowdown: Jack made a game proposal and said he'd pay 10k out if anyone made it. HellFish, a group of GTA modders, made the game, he rescinded the offer, claiming he was being satirical. I'm sure the charities that could use the money are laughing. However all is not lost. In a moment of pure Super Saiyan rage, and being the bibilical level hero's they are, Gabe & Tycho donated the money themselves, In Jack's Name.