Happy F'in Birthday yall
by Crom
Well its the day after, and I want to put a shotgun in my mouth. But hey, buy the ticket, take the ride. Good tidings to all who came out, it was one hell of a ripper, I knew we'd started trouble when the tab between myself and Speed was 160 dollars, and he was perfectly sober. Notable moments in the evening:
- The Lego/Wolverine figurine revelation. I'm still angry at this girls boyfriend...you gave her lego as a gift; you're fucking retarded.
- The 400 dollar vibrator conversation; few things in this world are as enlightening as these moments.
- Guy in the wheel chair/ Crom's public service announcement : "Hey, get the fuck out of the way!"
- My recruitment in the bathroom by the owner of the bar to be his personal bodyguard.
To any and all whose birthday is right around now, We celebrated hard in your honor, long live the empire.