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Please Miyamoto, Don’t Punch my Face!

by Crom

Well, i'm not afraid to eat crow.

I was wrong. dead wrong.

A while back I took a massive shit on Nintendo for their whole Wii concept, and the fact that they were flushing their business down a toilet. My co-worker bought one and brought it to work.

You did it Nintendo. You fooled everyone; you Kaiser Soze'd us all.

The Kings have returned to the throne. The Nintendo Wii, is pretty fucking badass. If you have the means, I highly recommend getting one. They've brought the old California Games idea back to life with Wii Sports; a hilarious mix of events using the Wii-mote. Bowling, Tennis, Boxing, Baseball and Golf. Simple little games that teach you how fun the controller can be, and make everybody laugh at your crazy bowling mime. I can't even explain the rest of the minute features that make it so crazy, you must see it for yourself.

Hail, and Long Live the Kings.