Author
Terence Leung
21 posts
A reading
Inventory
19 magazine articles published between 2001 and 2004 — 5 in 2001, 8 in 2002, 5 in 2003, 1 in 2004. The bulk centers on music (15 reviews and ranked lists), with three cultural essays and one piece on disability and humor.
Voice & signature moves
Leung writes with deliberate excess: run-on sentences, exaggerated metaphors ("mind-numbingly uninspiring," "electronic fuckery"), self-aware sarcasm, and a willingness to express contradictory impulses. He favors parenthetical asides, lists within prose, and sudden tonal shifts from formal analysis to crude jokes. His critical vocabulary oscillates between academic (oscillator theory, Gagné's model of talent) and crude. The volatility is intentional — a posture that refuses easy consumption.
Topic mix & evolution
Early work (2001) focuses on confessional listening: shameful CD collections, disenchantment with progressive music, cheeky countdown lists. He pivots toward substantive album reviews in 2002–2003, engaging with Coldplay's trajectory, Beth Orton's voice, Chuck D's philosophy on technology and hip-hop. Late pieces tackle gender bias in music publicity, disability representation, and post-Janet Jackson censorship panic. Throughout, he circles back to melody, sincerity, and whether music can still be fun.
Standout pieces
- Interview: Public Enemy's Chuck D — A substantive multi-question exchange on hip-hop's future, indie distribution, and the politics of visibility. Leung moderates effectively and lets Chuck D articulate a vision of technology democratizing rap.
- Beth Orton — Daybreaker — A masterclass in voice analysis: Orton's delivery as "warbly Magpie," believability connected to genuine emotion. One of his few purely admiring reviews.
- Coldplay — A Rush of Blood to the Head — Acknowledges the band's sincerity while dissecting the rigid conventions of "Old Sad Bastard Music." Ends with a Radiohead comparison that invites readers to speculate on trajectories.
- An Illustrated Guide to Playing Guitar Like a Lazy Person — A tonal oddity: humorous, self-aware, illustrated. Leung weaponizes laziness as a pose while sneaking in genuine guitar pedagogy.
- Ugliness Rears Its Ugly Head on Talent — His most sustained cultural criticism. Using face symmetry research and photo comparison, he argues female musicians are selected for beauty while male musicians are permitted to be unconventional. Dense, footnoted, uncomfortable, urgent.
- The Police Officer, The Construction Worker, The Indian, The Biker and The Retard — A 3,000-word essay on the boundary between comedy and cruelty, sparked by watching a man with Down Syndrome dance to YMCA at a basketball game. He refuses easy answers, interrogates his own sadism, lands on something genuinely philosophical.
- The Breast Police — Post-Super Bowl reaction essay attacking censorship hysteria with characteristic vulgarity. Brief, acerbic, one of his few pure hot takes.
Throughlines & fun details
Melody emerges as Leung's core value — he returns obsessively to whether pop music retains genuine emotional peaks. He distrusts both prog-ambient boredom and manufactured pop, but grants exceptions to artists (Coldplay, Beth Orton, The New Pornographers, Muse) who blend accessibility and ambition. Beneath the crude humor lies a moralist concerned with authenticity, representation, and whether commercial culture permits genuine voice.
The fun pivot arrives in 2002–2003: from record-consumer snark to structural critique. He examines gender bias with academic rigor, disability inclusion with real moral weight, and free speech with philosophical nuance. These pieces show a critic maturing beyond pose, though never abandoning it entirely. A short, sharp run that punches above its weight.
Every post
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Scary Movie 3
by Terence Leung
I'm a big fan of dookie jokes. Just love them. Dick and fart jokes too. Pee jokes are just as good. Oh, and don't forget boobie jokes. I love boobie jokes, most…

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Music Grab Bag
by Terence Leung
Call it an exercise, call it a diary entry, call it a bunch of skimpy reviews, call it whatever you want, it's just a good way to get people discussing what they're listening to and why..

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Cerys Matthews - Cockahoop
by Terence Leung
Welsh nurse, Catalan-speaking, barfly busker, little known indie-pop singer, excess, alcohol, drugs, Catatonia frontwoman, "fastrisinglagersoakedriproaringpoptart", undisputed queen of mid-90's brit-pop, fights, tours, money, parties, inexplicable yet inescapable duet with Tom Jones..

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An Illustrated Guide to Playing Guitar Like a Lazy Person
by Terence Leung
Why actually learn to play the solo in Metallica's "One", when you can imagine yourself playing it with a tennis racquet in front of a mirror?

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The Police Officer, The Construction Worker, The Indian, The Biker and The Retard
by Terence Leung
The movies, television, media and our everyday lives that invariably encompass those things will always try to push the boundaries of taste, especially humor. It is because it is not real. Racism, sexism, prejudice, stereotypes and insults that cut deep don't become until they are real..

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The Anti Anti-Top Ten Songs of the Year List - The Belated Edition
by Terence Leung
Here are the top ten songs of my special version of the calendar year that I like and no one else that I know likes and if they knew I liked them they wouldn't like me anymore because I like them..
2002

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Coldplay - A Rush of Blood to the Head
by Terence Leung
With the alternative-tortured soul-rock music market in the UK well covered by Mercury Cold Prize pets Travis, Beth Orton, Starsailor, Elbow, David Gray, Turin…

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Oasis - Heathen Chemistry
by Terence Leung
Ok folks, I don't know how else to say this, so I'm just going to say it: This "album" is pure shit . Pure, obsolete, runny and unholy shit. Is it all you need…

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Interview: Public Enemy's Chuck D
by Terence Leung
..In an online interview arranged by their new label Koch International two weeks ago along with a panel of journalists, we chatted with Chuck D about Public Enemy's new album Revolverlution, hip-hop's future, record labels and Michael Jackson.

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Beth Orton - Daybreaker
by Terence Leung
Goosebumps. That is what the album opens with: big, gigantic, and spiky Goosebumps. Headlines should read: Huzzah! Melody not yet dead! Long Live The Orton of B…

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Ugliness Rears its Ugly Head on Talent
by Terence Leung
..There is a girl somewhere in the world running around strumming her half-broken guitar and humming to herself, with the potential to re-arrange the entire face of music in one fell swoop... instead, we can substitute talent in for breasts..

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Remy Zero - The Golden Hum
by Terence Leung
Maybe it will take 'The Golden Hum' to shake off Remy Zero's unofficial title of "Hey! It's that band whose lead singer was married to Alyssa Milano!" but unfor…

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Tristeza - Mixed Signals
by Terence Leung
I'm a huge fan of sleep. There's nothing like it. There's nothing better. Nothing better than a 19 hour slumber, which usually results in an unholy dreamlike ha…

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Sucks to Your Valentines Day-Mar!
by Terence Leung
...You have a boyfriend. You have a girlfriend. I am happy for you… for the most part...
2001

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Top Whatever
by Terence Leung
...top 10 albums, songs, movies, shoes, toys, trucks, toy cars, mullets, restaurants, Mr T quotables, sheep shearers...

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My One Hundred Dollar List of Shame
by Terence Leung
...godammit, those CD's were about twenty bucks apiece and I will simply not throw them out, even though I'd rather stick needles in my foot before I listen to them ever again...

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Music, Oscillators and Porno
by Terence Leung
...I want melodies that inject coolness back into playing air-guitar again...

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Review: Radiohead - Amnesiac
by Terence Leung
Lets put it this way, I've listened to Radiohead's entire back catalogue as religiously as Michael Bolton fans listen to Michael Bolton's back catalogue and yes…

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N'SYNC? Bigger than Jesus?
by Terence Leung
...2.2 million copies! 2.2 MILLION copies! In 2 days! What kind of God-loving creature would buy it? Where do these people come from?...


