DUKES!

So Beauty reviewed it before seeing it - THE DUKES OF HAZZARD MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!

The reviewers reviewed it with typical journalistic alacrity and allegory as both good:

Make a night of it - Chicago Tribune
'Dukes' is good ol' barnyard fun - USA Today
'Dukes of Hazzard' is gleefully stupid - MSNBC
Just a good 'ol movie - Louisville Courier-Journal, KY
'Dukes' a fun, yet superficial, joy ride - Daily Texan
'Dukes of Hazzard' remake is crude, rude and a lot of fun - Philadelphia Daily News
'Dukes' is over-the-top, mindless, good-ol'-boy fun - Indianapolis Star
'Dukes' manages to avoid being a total car wreck - Los Angeles Daily News
What did you expect from 'Dukes of Hazzard' - 'Hamlet? - Monterey County Herald
Jessica is proud of her blondness and her backside - Virginian Pilot

And Bad:

'Dukes of Hazzard' is roadkill - CNN
Just a good ol’ bomb - Chicago Tribune
'Dukes' A Cornball Throwback - MTV
Redneck throwback - San Jose Mercury
About as amusing as Daisy Dukes are long - Seattle Times
Bo and Luke land in the ditch - Detroit Free Press
Skimpy acting exposes weak 'Dukes of Hazzard' - Boston Globe
Dukes of dullsville - London Free Press
'Dukes' remake a Hazzard-ous waste - Toronto Sun

Now won't someone take one for the team and actually check it out?

Thanks.